these bears are poor.

The Daily Bearance is an opinion paper. And bitter.


UPDATE: computer broke at home. this is jsut one of many comics that have been sitting around waiting. This one was already scanned so I colored it during my lunch break at work. but don't expect to see it (or that srah palin one) on the site for awhile.

But when it does go up it will go up with a bunch of others for november that are drawn up and ready to go- including the thanksgiving special.

so, that's cool.

these bears' alaska.

these bears have become too preachy.

found the camera cord. more TBAH pumpkin photos.

watching the march to keep fear alive. the roots rule. mythbusters rule. oh hey, the wave. cool.

keeping an eye out for matt and laura.

these bears are pumpkins

me and some bras (from left to right: nate, greg, alaine, hays) carved out jack-os last night. it's on this blog now because i carved a TBAH pumpkin... which i didn't even think to do until steve suggested it because i'm a moron. so, thanks steve.

and that precision carving wouldn't have happened with our giant kitchen knives, so thanks nathan for providing that weird special jagged carvy knife from your childhood.

this picture is from nathan's future-phone. i took a lot more close ups of the bear-o-lantern with my camera but i can't find the cord to upload the jams. boo.

bearicatures series 4. IAN TOBEY. ZACK EL HINKEEZ. JAMES CERBERUS. MIKE LONGWORTH.

the green one is james casebere. i like cerberus more.

more to come. next week probably.

full halloween special.

get so pumped.

don't worry. it's just a halloween special.

these bears will be back next week.

sneak peek. first half of the halloween special.

i was going to release it all at once. but whatevs.

second half will be ready tomorrow. get pumped.

these bears are getting coffee with a shark.

i'm not going to explain the shark.

also, i tried updating the website but there's some kinda ftp issue. so, it's the blog for now.

these bears are moral.

ok, so, i understand how lame it is that i haven't been updating the actual website lately. and i could make excuses about how i've been busy but i respect you too much.

the comics always end up on this blog first. i'd rather everyone think that i'm giving you a sneak peak rather than "man, greg is so lazy that he doesn't even update the real webpage even though it takes like 5 minutes."

you decide which one is true.

these bears are hats.

the "british celebrity mauling victim" was going to be john oliver. but i was told by friends that he was not famous enough. hugh grant is an obvious choice. he is the most british person. when you think "british guy" you instantly think hugh grant. just like when other people think "american guy" they instantly think of larry the cable guy.

laura with proper ears

bearicatures series 3

laura, erik, melissa, and myself.

melissa is the first bear with a ponytail. eventually, i'm going to run out of ways to make dark haired chicks with glasses look different.

sorry for the lack of comics this month. but there IS a halloween special completed. won't post it until next week. i plan on posting this month's comics in bulk this week to make up for lost time.

and of course more bearicatures.

oh and if you don't like you're bear, or have suggestions about how to change your bear, that's awesome. unfortunately, it won't make a difference because i'm too lazy to make adjustments.

and i haven't forgotten everyone else who wants a bear. it'll happen. i'm trying to do them in the order they were requested.

except for the one i did of myself. i did that because i'm selfish. me first.

these bears are knowledgeable.

but just imagining it is even better, right?

bearicatures. series 2.

kyle, alaine, hays, todd, and adrianne.

way more to come... assuming def jam rapstar doesn't keep me from it this weekend.

these bears are pserious pspellers.

facebook bear batch series 1

so, i was gonna draw a bear for steve for his facebook picture. i wanted to draw steve as a bear, but he just wanted a bearded bear. but i still felt like drawing bears with people hair. it's fun.

so, ryan responded for one. he's here. matt and nate are just easy to draw so they were first. def more to come, whether people ask for them or not because i want to.

if anyone actually wants one, and has any sort of preference for their bear or background color hit.me.up.

facebook profile bear

my buddy steve wanted me to make him a facebook profile picture of a bear.

a bear with that super metal beard, specifically. so i used the one from the pokedex.

and added whatever text he wanted.

and tye dye for extra awesomeness.


ps - if anyone wants a custom drawn facebook picture of them as one of these bears, i will gladly do it.

portaitdex submission

hey. so there's this thing nathan showed me:
http://portraitdex.tumblr.com/

webcomic artists submitting fake pokemon.

it needs bears desperately. i just submitted one for it. maybe you'll see some bear action on there.

fingerssss crosssedddd.

halo > bears. for the moment.

drew this on a notepad during a work meeting. it's several different reach variants combined because i couldn't remember one entire outfit. still don't know what's up with the gun or abdomen. who cares, it's a doodle.


hey, over here he's got some shitty color. you love that.

these bears are hungry for the future.

they already stimulate your sense of taste by providing candy, popcorn and soda. and john waters invented smell-o-vision. the tingler had the vibrating seats. these things didn't last. but they sure are fun to think about.

well, that's the last comic of september. entering the third month of bear comics. i only got 8 comics done this month (halo: reach ftw) after 12 the first month. no good. trying to do them more often.

these bears are snake fighers.

i'll try to do more talking. maybe make this an actual blog rather than a storage place for my comics. so, i'll talk about how much i love metal. specifically canadian heavy metal. 3 inches of blood has been one of my favorites for a long time. i have a lot of bear comics in the works with references to 3 inches of blood lyrics. there's a few blind guardian ones here and there, too.

this comic came about just because cam pipes' lyrics are perfect. i wanted to make a comic that just told a full story of his. but that is plagiarism. (also, his lyrics might be based a little on conan the barbarian.)

so, instead i did this one. and "snake fighter" was a perfect song to take. it was easy to make cute and silly but also satisfied my urge to make a super metal themed comic without completely alienating the people who read this comic.... because i'm pretty sure 99% of them hate metal.

bloggggggg

i'm typing text on here? that's dumb. everything that i have to say can be said in drawn pictures.

these bears are prepared.

these bears are high on god.

these bears are betting $5

these bears are beewildered. part 2 of 2.

these bears are beewildered. part 1 of 2.

these bears are haunted by the past.

these bears clearly grew up in the late 80s or early 90s

these bears are bras.

these bears are slow

these bears are studious.